I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
