I am spending my child support on dildos
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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