i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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