Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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