oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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