the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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