I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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