So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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