I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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