he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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