Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
