We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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