Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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