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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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