I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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