If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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