dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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