Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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