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Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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