He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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