lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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