This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
No subtext here. People are naked.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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