Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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