no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
