I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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