ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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