the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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