thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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