Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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