I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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