i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Randomize
