Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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