Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Alive.
So much puke
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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