We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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