How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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