she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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