If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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