How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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