at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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