Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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