His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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