He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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