I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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