Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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