i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we have officially lost it.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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