I just made out with a guy for $7.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
They took my balls.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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