Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Randomize
