I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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