how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just blew my weed a kiss
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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