Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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