no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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