Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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