i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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