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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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