help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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