god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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